“Smokin’ Aces”-This could well be one of the single worst films of its genre ever made, with as dull a scenario, and as densely paced as one could possibly imagine, plus scene after scene of gratuitous violence. The “Cosa Nostra” is being defeated by the FBI and they are closely following one of the last of the breed, Primo Sparazza (Joseph Ruskin). Two agents (Ryan Reynolds and Ray Liotta) hear, or think they hear, that Sparazza wants a Reno magician, Buddy “Aces” Israel (Jeremy Piven), killed and his heart brought to Sparazza. They hear mention of the “Swede” and assume he’s a hit man unknown to the FBI. Unfortunately, the FBI agents aren’t the only ones who hear about this proposal and soon Israel, holed up in a penthouse of a scenic Reno hotel, is the target of a large group of killers, including the Tremor brothers, three of the scuzziest characters I’ve ever seen, one of the most revolting quickchange artists ever (Tommy Flanagan and Joel Edgerton), and two other beautiful hired killers (Alicia Keyes and Taraji Henson). And the result is one of the silliest, most confusing, and most absurd bloodbaths I’ve ever seen. After the majority of the film’s characters are killed off, Stanley Locke (Andy Garcia), a bigwig at the FBI, provides the surviving Agent Messner (Reynolds) with an explanation for events that is so utterly hokey as to deserve an award for nonsensical movie plot explanations. Ben Affleck, as a short-lived bounty hunter, and Andy Garcia, are as stilted as ever in their performances. Jeremy Piven, hysterical as the agent Ari Gold in “Entourage” on HBO, is totally wasted as the morose and sweaty Israel. This is a must-miss. D- (5/24/07) “Seraphim Falls”-It’s 1868 and the scene is set in the mountains of the western US. A trapper named Gideon (Pierce Brosnan) who has been peacefully cooking a meal in the snow is shot and immediately leaves everything behind and runs off, downhill, to escape. Coming after him are five men led by Carver (Liam Neeson). The majority of this film consists of Carver and his men (being knocked off one at a time) chasing after the skillful Gideon through snow, plains and desert. “Seraphim Falls” is essentially a good old-fashioned western, although pretty much a one trick pony. The plot is the chase and we do eventually learn, with minimal hints along the way, why Carver is so bent on killing Gideon. While pretty realistic most of the way, the film takes a wrong turn at the end when it introduces characters, played by Anjelica Huston and Wes Studi, in the most unlikely situations. Pierce Brosnan provides a surprisingly effective performance as the gritty and tough Gideon, a former Union Army officer. B- (5/20/07) “Pan’s Labyrinth”-There is nothing like originality, and director/writer Guillermo Del Toro (“The Devil’s Backbone”) has provided it here in this brilliant film about the Spanish Civil War. It is 1944, and young Ofelia (Ivana Baquero) travels with her pregnant mother (Ariadna Gil) into the woods to live with her new stepfather, Captain Vidal (Sergi López), a brutal fascist in Franco’s army. When she arrives, obviously unhappy, Ofelia, an intelligent young lady, meets a fairy and finds herself drifting into a world of fantasy, communicating with the fairies and, once inside a nearby labyrinth, with Pan (Doug Jones), a large and somewhat overbearing faun who tells her that she is really a princess who has returned after many years and must prove herself by accomplishing three difficult tasks before the next full moon. Since she is miserable under the malevolent Vidal, Ofelia decides to follow Pan’s instructions, although one vital mistake almost destroys her. Captain Vidal is portrayed as a cold-blooded murderer who is interested in his wife, Ofelia’s mother, primarily for the child she is bearing. At the same time, the anti-Franco Republicans have spies in the army’s headquarters and are attempting to destroy Vidal from the nearby hills. “Pan’s Labyrinth” magnificently combines this reality and fantasy to contrast the evil that was present in Spain and throughout Europe during WWII, with the good that existed in the form of freedom fighters and innocent children. In her challenges, for example, Ofelia must conquer a gigantic and repellant frog which lives in and almost destroyed an important tree (Spain?), and a pale man (also Doug Jones) with eyes in his hands, representing to me the gluttony of the fascists and their blindness towards the pain they inflict on the populace. “Pan’s Labyrinth” has a brilliant cast, including Ivana Baquero’s amazing performance as the frightened but wide-eyed Ofelia; Sergi López's awesome performance as a man of utter evil; Maribel Verdú (“Y tu mamá también”) as Mercedes, Vidal’s mysterious assistant, and Álex Angullo as Dr. Ferreiro who serves Vidal without enthusiasm. This is without a doubt one of the best and most creative films seen in many a year. Do not miss it. (In Spanish with English subtitles) A (5/19/07) “Music and Lyrics”-This romantic comedy opens with a very funny takeoff on music videos as it presents the 1980s pop group “Pop” which included co-lead singer Alex Fletcher (Hugh Grant). With Grant providing one of his funniest performances, “Music and Lyrics” reveals Fletcher to be a performing has-been who is close to total failure. Even Knotts Berry Farm is canceling out on him. But he lucks into the arrival at his door of a substitute plant care lady, Sophie Fisher (Drew Barrymore), finds that she’s smart and can write lyrics, and encourages her to join him to write a song for the leading pop star of the day, young Cora Corman (Haley Bennett). “Music and Lyrics” produced a few good laughs and the romance, as corny as it is, was charming considering the stars. Drew Barrymore may never quite live up to her family’s acting stature, but she’s fun to watch in a simple role such as this. Grant, who does his own singing, steals the film. B- (5/18/07) “Half Nelson”-I really don’t like films about drug addicts and drug dealers for the simple reason that they are often predictable and dull. “Half Nelson” isn’t completely predictable, but it is rather dull. Ryan Gosling does a fairly good job of playing a Brooklyn schoolteacher named Dan Dunne who acts like he’s providing inspired education but doesn’t seem to be saying much when he does speak to his often dazed class. Dunne also provides less than inspiring basketball coaching. But what he’s really good at is smoking crack, something he does right on the school grounds and is ultimately discovered by young Drey (Shareeka Epps). Drey, whose father is absent and whose mother has a good job but not enough time for her, becomes interested in what makes Dan tick, while at the same time she is being pursued by Frank (Anthony Mackie), a local drug dealer. Dan, ultimately hypocritical, tries to keep Frank away from Drey, while using his merchandise. “Half Nelson” gives us a glimpse of Dan’s addictive parents (Deborah Rush and Jay Sanders) in order to provide some explanation for his anomie-inspired life, but ultimately the film is over-laden with crack smoke and comes out of it only to provide us with an out-of-character upbeat scene at the end. Shareeka Epps gives a promising performance. C+ (5/16/07) “Deja Vu”-If you like sci-fi, time travel, and/or slick special effects, this is for you. Starring Denzel Washington as Doug Carlin, an earnest, charming, and goodlooking (what else?) ATF agent, “Deja Vu” has some spectacular special effects, especially effective if you get to see it in Blu-ray. The plot involves a terrorist explosion on Fat Tuesday of a New Orleans ferry on the Mississippi carrying U.S. Navy personnel. When Carlin later finds the body of Claire Kuchever, a beautiful woman (Paula Patton) who looks like she died in the ferry explosion, but actually was murdered earlier in the day, Carlin starts to investigate and discovers that the FBI has a special satellite imaging technique allowing them to view things that happened 4 1/2 days earlier, exactly as they happen. Well, you can get the idea that Carlin will hone in on what happened to the beautiful Claire, discover the terrorist, and try to go back and stop Claire's death and the ferry disaster. It is, of course, a time travel flick! For what it’s worth, you do get a bang for your buck, “Deja Vu” is a B-. (5/13/07) “Little Children”-Director and screenwriter Todd Field (“In The Bedroom”), gets this film off to an insightful and witty start about the secret lives of people living in a suburban community. The town is obsessing somewhat over the prison release of Ronnie McGorvey (Jackie Earle Haley) following a conviction for exposing himself to a minor. There are posters everywhere reminding parents of McGorvey’s presence and at least one retired cop, Larry Hedges (Noah Emmerich), has appointed himself to head a committee to rid the town of McGorvey. The film centers on Sarah Pierce (Kate Winslet), a young mother who seems not to relate in the least to her husband, a businessman growing obsessed with an Internet sex site, and Brad Adamson (Patrick Wilson) a husband and law graduate who has failed two bar exams and has become caretaker to his young son, while his somewhat distant wife, Kathy (Jennifer Connelly), is busy making documentaries. They all live in a beautiful community and have lovely homes, but something is seriously missing from their lives. While playing with her daughter at a local playground and attempting to ignore the silly banter of three other mothers, Sarah becomes intrigued with handsome young Brad who arrives with his son. After a playful kiss intended to jokingly confuse the three other mothers, friendship ensues. Field’s script reveals the obsessions and ennui of the characters, ranging from Brad’s fascination with young skateboarders when he is supposed to be studying for his third bar examination, and Hedges’ failure to acknowledge his own misdeeds while obsessing over those of McGorvey. “Little Children” is a masterful portrayal of suburban secrets until the very end when characters, unfortunately, begin to do things that are unlikely and out of character. For example, Sarah, with thoughts of leaving home, takes her daughter to the playground in the dark. When she sees and recognizes the sex offender, McGorvey, who has just lost his “mommy,” sitting on a swing and weeping, she walks over to him and leaves her daughter behind on a swing. Good for the plot but I doubt there is any normal mother on earth who would act this way in real life. There are just a few too many such scenes, especially as the film reaches its climax. Kate Winslet is, as always, masterful and lovely as the young unsettled mother. Patrick Wilson does a fine job as the indecisive young husband. Jackie Early Haley (“Breaking Away”) is downright eerie and yet sympathetic as the sex offender who in one memorable scene slips into a swimming pool full of children and creates panic among the parents. Jennifer Connelly doesn’t get to do much, but exudes the coldness that leads her husband astray. Finally, Phyllis Somerville is wonderful as McGorvey’s loving mother who wants her son to be good. B+ (5/12/07) “Le Petit Lieutenant”-Nathalie Baye plays police Commandant Caroline Vaudieu, a woman with an alcohol problem and a past haunted by the loss of a child. Although reminiscent of British Inspector Jane Tennison of the “Prime Suspect” series, Vaudieu doesn’t go off the deep end into a bender when confronted with the mortal pains of police work. She is initially happy to work with a new young lieutenant, Antoine Derouère (Jalil Lespert), who has chosen Paris as his workplace rather than Le Havre where his young wife Julie chooses to live and work. Although director Xavier Beauvois’ film seemingly emphasizes these human aspects of the police characters at the heart of the film, the story ultimately is a rather straightforward and somewhat dull police procedural involving two bodies found in the Seine and a group of Russian immigrants behind the crime. “Le Petit Lieutenant” contains what should be a moving and shocking tragedy, but I found it to be just a ho-hum portion of the story. Nathalie Baye is a fine actress, but couldn’t save this one. (In French with English subtitles) C (5/9/07) | |