This page contains reviews of films seen during the months of October to December 2013 | ||
“The Lone Ranger”-I grew up watching “The Lone Ranger” on 1950s black and white TV. He was a masked hero, rode a white horse named Silver, and had an Indian sidekick, Tonto, who called him “Kemo Sabe.” Never quite knew what it meant, but it was a nice affection. It was always exciting to see and hear the opening as The Lone Ranger was stirringly introduced to the sounds of Rossini’s William Tell Overture. The two went out and solved crimes or saved damsels in distress. And there was always that important question at the end? “Who was that masked man?” This movie bears no resemblance to the Lone Ranger I grew up with. Here, he’s portrayed as a confused semi-idiot (played by Armie Hammer) who, for most of the film, is at odds with the weird and overly madeup Tonto (Johnny Depp, an actor who seems to be making more and more wrong calls on his films). But as bad as it ultimately gets, it starts with a really dumb scene in which a young boy dressed as a cowboy and a mask attends a museum display in the 1930s and finds himself talking to a statue of the “noble savage,” who just happens to turn out to be a very aged Tonto who proceeds to tell him the ridiculous story of how the Lone Ranger and Tonto met. And then there’s the rest of this disaster. This film is so over-over-over-the-top with nonsensical hyper action that it is practically blinding. The one moment in the film that made me smile was when the the William Tell Overture started near the end, but unfortunately that was just the beginning of the worst. It was even more downhill, literally and figuratively, from there. D (12/20/13) | |